lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

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"I’m just gonna bullshit it."

— my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

(Source: narcissasmalfoy, via valdara)

This is what I painted for guy.

This is what I painted for guy.

Tags: art deadpool

If you feel emotionally and physically neglected by your significant other and you know it clap your hands!
If you feel emotionally and physically neglected by your significant other and you know it clap your hands!
If you feel emotionally and physically neglected by your significant other and you know it and you really wanna show it but talking to them about it seems too difficult and you’re afraid based on your romantic past that they will take it in a bad way and it’ll start a fight but all you really wanted to do was communicate with them,
If you feel emotionally and physically neglected by your significant other and you know it clap your hands!


*clap clap*

Like livejournal but not

Lost my job on Friday. People had it out for me and it finally cracked the hospital manager/they kept bitching about me and he believed them. My lead even said it was total bull and that she fought for me. That shit, in combination with dealing with some health issues, made me no jobby. 

THOUGH I now start my new job Monday. And it’s a pay raise. And it’s not swing/grave shift like my old hospital. And it’s GP and specialty combo that also does exotics. Was offered the job yesterday, she said based on my interview and my experience I didn’t need to do a working interview. And if I do well in my first month to three months I get a $3 raise. 4 days unemployed isn’t really bad. 

And I was offered two Amazon parrots today to keep Frodo company. The lady kept going “PLEASE TAKE THEM YOU’RE AN RVT THEY WOULDN’T HAVE BETTER HOMES UNLESS A VET TOOK THEM TAKE THEM TAKE THEM” “ok let me talk to my guy” “OK BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM WE WILL GIVE YOU $300 CAGES” “still have to ask though and talk about it” “OK BUT YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM” 

Life is weird right now but kinda neat. 

And I have heart burn from my super adult lunch of a drumstick, a beef stick, a small bag of chips, redvines and 1.5 rockstars. Responsible adult! 

But I did fuck up my jekyll and hyde soup (chicken and beef) somehow. It just doesn’t taste right so I’m tossing it. I have no clue how to fix it. I think it’s because my ingredients weren’t as fresh as they could be so it really messed with the taste. 

I finished a painting gift for the guy and I’m stoked and proud of how it came out (pictures tonight or tomorrow). And now I’m making decorations for my cat’s 10th birthday party. Yeah, we are having a party. It’s a semi-housewarming semi-cat birthday. I just wanted an excuse to have a childish party with a magician. YEAH WE GOT A MAGICIAN (that’s dedication). Trying to figure out how to put a pinata in my house safely….

Need to dye my hair, but I’m lazy. *shrug*

(Source: quicheprincess, via laurel-ash)

skeleton man

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

magehenry:

skeletonpart:

during an accident as a child a small boy broke his arms and was then exposed to xrays  these rays revealed that the boy was in fact part man, part skeleton

..what?

the SKELETON MAN

wait wait wait wait sorry

part man, part skeleton?

yess just as a centaur is part man, part horse, so too is he, part man, part skeleton

(Source: skeletonsquad, via valdara)

f-reska:

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

LIFE

(via nakedcuddles)

Wedding Regret

Only real thing I regret from my wedding (marital choices aside) is never making those girls fight like rabid dogs for the bouquet. 

FIGHT FOR IT YOU FILTHY ANTS MWAHAHAHAAHH

It’s so dumb, but, man, making people fight and scream over stuff that’s so insignificant amuses me. 

My life

My life

Tags: real life